1) How to tie one handed knots
2) How to get improperly tied stitches out of my scrub pants that were being used as a prop to learn how to tie knots
3) I can last 8 hours on just coffee....but its not pretty
4) Any women that go into emerg with abdo pain get referred for a gynecology consult
5) D&C's are gross
6) How to put on my gown and gloves by myself when everyone is too busy doing real jobs to stop and gown the student
7) How to retract without passing out
8) How to suction without passing out
9) How to aim and focus the laparascopy camera without passing out
10) How to do a D&C without passing out
11) Where they hide the extra cookies on Labour and Delivery
12) Babies smell gross
13) Even hours later you can smell gross baby on your hands
14) It is acceptable to work a 17 hour day and be expected back at work in the morning for an oncall shift
15) The 403 is pretty busy at 1:30am
16) Burger King is open 24 hours a day
17) I love my job :)
Lots of love
Pamela
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