I have been sitting on the couch, enjoying a glass of wine, listening to my laundry whirrrrrring away downstairs, and mentally planning my packing. My foot got a bit itchy so I started to scratch it, but it felt a bit odd. Hmm...that's funny....finger is scratching...sock is moving, but it doesn't FEEL like I'm scratching my foot....hmmm...my foot feels numb. Weird. Try another spot - still numb. Ok, don't panic, must be a logical explanation so try another spot...still numb! Ah! My foot is numb all over and I didn't know it! So I try the other foot - holy crap its not feeling right either!!!! oh my gosh something is very very wrong I can't feel either of my feet!!!!!....oh......wait......I'm wearing two pairs of socks.
How much blonder can I get?! I must be platinum by now!
Ah ha ha! The whole time you're writing I'm thinking (ok, don't panic Pam, it's probably not a nerve disorder, it's probably just asleep). Two socks. Ha.
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